At this year’s Gamescom Opening Night Live, audiences were treated to a mix of exciting announcements and unexpected surprises, but one reveal stood out for its sheer absurdity: the return of Goat Simulator. That’s right, Coffee Stain Studios has officially announced Goat Simulator: Remastered, an upgraded version of the original game that promises to bring the same chaotic and hilarious gameplay to modern platforms.
The Return of the Goat
Originally launched in 2014, Goat Simulator quickly gained a cult following for its intentionally absurd gameplay, over-the-top physics, and a seemingly endless supply of bugs and glitches. Players took on the role of a goat and were unleashed upon a sandbox world with one goal: cause as much mayhem as possible. The game’s bizarre concept, combined with its unapologetically broken mechanics, turned it into a viral hit, leading to multiple expansions and spin-offs.
Now, a decade later, Coffee Stain Studios is bringing the madness back with Goat Simulator: Remastered. As the name suggests, the remaster is primarily focused on modernizing the visuals. The original’s quirky, low-budget aesthetic has been given a facelift, with updated graphics designed to take advantage of the capabilities of current-generation hardware. However, Coffee Stain Studios has assured fans that the core gameplay, bugs and all, remains intact.
A Nostalgic, Buggy Experience
True to the spirit of the original game, Goat Simulator: Remastered will not shy away from the quirks that made it famous. In fact, Coffee Stain Studios has leaned into the chaos, proudly promoting the remaster as having “more bugs than you can shake a goat at.” While this might sound like a negative, it’s actually a selling point for fans who have come to love the unpredictable and often hilarious glitches that were a hallmark of the original game.
But it’s not just about reliving old memories. Goat Simulator: Remastered will also include all the DLC packs from the original release. These expansions brought even more absurdity to the game, with crossovers that included everything from heists inspired by Payday to zombie survival modes reminiscent of DayZ. For those who missed out on the original or its expansions, the remaster offers a comprehensive package of all the goaty goodness.
Platforms and Release
Goat Simulator: Remastered is set to release in 2024 on multiple platforms, including PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. Additionally, it will be available on Xbox Game Pass at launch, making it accessible to even more players eager to dive into the chaos.
Whether you’re a long-time fan of the original or a newcomer looking for some lighthearted, glitch-filled fun, Goat Simulator: Remastered promises to deliver a fresh yet familiar experience. Prepare for another round of outrageous antics, because in 2024, the goat is back and crazier than ever.
